THE SOUTH AFRICAN
DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY
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New Research on Depression in the Workplace.

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Mental Health Matters Journal for Psychiatrists & GP's

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SPEAKING BOOKS

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Literacy is a luxury that many of us take for granted.  We depend on written communication for information, guidance, and access to heath care information That is why SADAG created SPEAKING BOOKS and revolutionized the way information is delivered to low literacy communities. It's exactly what it sounds like.a book that talks to the reader in his or her local  language, delivering critical information in an interactive, and educational way.

The customizable 16-page book, accompanied by local celebrity audio recordings, ensures that vital health and social messages can be seen, heard, read and understood..

We started with books on Teen Suicide prevention , HIV, AIDS and Depression, Understanding Mental Health and have developed over 30 titles, such as TB, Malaria, Polio, Vaccines for over 30 countries.

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Department of Health & Welfare

Minister for Health

P.O

Box 69

Cape Town

8000



Cape Town, November 17, 2009

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS

CONFIDENTIAL

Subject : New contamination possible in most Provinces

Recent studies conducted on "aphthous fever" (for which we have just received conclusive results) indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted to humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most provinces. Cases have been reported in Gauteng (1331), Mpumalanga (24), Western Cape (10), Northern Cape (10), Kwazulu-Natal (23) and more recently in the Eastern Cape (15).

It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of wine and spirits. Most (97,6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without sex for 1 to 2 days on average.

Extended periods without sex would seriously affect the individuals reading capabilities. The subjects would also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see coloured specks when staring at an object for extended periods.

If you encounter any such patients having these symptoms, please contact the Crisis Centre in Cape Town immediately.

Our research to date has resulted in a cure, sex every day for 3 months with plenty beetroot and garlic!!!

Please pass this document on to everyone you believe at risk!!!

Yours sincerely

Manto

Special Advisors:

Mr Johnny Walker

Captain Morgan

 

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